I tried so hard to get Wallace to practice the interview questions I stole from Solo Mama but he clams up and won’t respond. On his actual half birthday, we were at Wheatland running around and having fun. I’m going to try over the course of the day to get him to answer these questions! If he won’t, then I will fill in what I think he would answer or what he has said when I was practicing with him.
I’m in italics. I had to say “hey, Wallace! Hey, Wallace!” before every question to get him to answer anything.
How old are you? Nhn
How old is Momma? Nuffin’
Who is your best friend? Aunt Tammy
What makes you happy? You.
What makes you sad? Grandpa. What about grandpa? Grandpa makes me sad. (He cried earlier when Grandpa left and he forgot to wave bye.)
What is your favorite color? Orange
What did you do today? Played at Kids’ Hill. (That was at Wheatland. Today we went to the grocery store.)
What is your favorite thing to do? Nuffin’
What is your favorite toy? Airplane (He has two toy airplanes that are put away and he pretends a broken T-square is one too.)
What is your favorite book? Lion! What lion book? The zoo! (I went and got it, called Dear Zoo. Now he is sitting pantsless on the couch reading it. Then he folded and bit one of the doors in it and said it was a sandwhich.)
What is your favorite song? Hogo hogo hogo How about a real song? Hot dog hot dog hot diggy dog! (You know, cause he saw that on TV once in Chicago.)
Where do you live? Aunt Tammy’s house! No you don’t. Where do you live? Grandpa’s house!
What do you want to be when you grow up? Um, a train. Hoo hoo!
What’s your favorite food? Nuffin’
Who do you love? (I couldn’t get him to answer this one at all. He tells me, my dad, and L “I love you.”)